Update!

To the man who carries the dog shit around in the orange plastic sack:

I saw you again today in the neighborhood. You look like a friendly old chap. You were, once again, swinging around said bag of shit. You looked at me and smiled as I drove by and I realized that one of my judgments was, in fact, incorrect. So I wanted to post a correction.

There is no way you can whistle whilst swinging your shit. Your full set of dentures you wear are approximately 657 times too large. There is absolutely no way one could whistle anything around a grill of that magnitude.

Sorry dude,

Lou