Random thoughts for today...

Dear neighbor of mine who walks his dog and carries its shit in an orange plastic sack,

Thats f-ing nasty homes. Whats even worse is that you swing it around while you walk. You seem to be so happy to be carrying that bag of shit around and following your ugly dog that I bet you were whistling too. And you walked behind my car as I was trying to pull out of my driveway.

Your life would have been better had I hit you,

Lou